i am so fucking annoyed. someone in my neigbourhood has lodged a report to the mppj about my dogs. the complaint? that my two dogs bark nonstop day and night and that they are always running out of the house. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! for the record, my dogs do not bark nonstop day and night. and when they do bark, it's because someone is walking up and down the road. or some cat or animal is running around. that is a NORMAL reaction. and one that EVERY DOG IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD DOES. heck, lemme rephrase that. EVERY DOG IN THE WORLD. GOT THAT, ASSHOLE? asshole with a fucking disease! in fact, to be completely honest. if my dogs bark, it's only one of them. my golden retriever rarely barks.
next: my dogs DO NOT run out of the house. unlike SOME irresponsible dog owners, we make sure our dogs stay in our compound. and unlike SOME irresponsible dog owners, we do not send our dogs out of the house to shit. we do not care if our dogs shit all over our garden. nor do we keep them tied up or cage them the whole day. that's pure evil. so whoever said that is obviously a big fat liar.
i have my suspicions on who this fucking asshole is. and if i am correct, he has two fucking annoying dogs and a noisy wife and kid. can i lodge a complaint on THAT, asshole?
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Niceeeee. Way to go Aimee.
ReplyDeleteDo you need me to send over a deranged-deluded-paranoid-and-schizophrenic bitch just so the two of them can piss each other up with their nonsensical made up bullshit? Heck, they might even end up as good friends. I really don't need her here and I'd be happy to. Now that's a favor :)