i'm too sexy (oh yeah, lol)

no idea what got into me but i started listening to 80's and 90's music again. pop. lol. Don't ask me why cos i have absolutely no clue. anyway, i just felt that i had to mention these two songs. one from each era shall we? hehe. i'm sure most people have heard these songs before.

First song is 'i touch myself' by Divinyls. it was released in the 80's though i'm not sure which year it was exactly.. It sings about someone touching themselves when she thinks about someone. well we all know about someone pleasuring themselves but actually singing a song about it? LOL! Here's how it goes:

I Touch Myself
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I´m feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don´t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don´t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You´re the one who makes me happy honey
You´re the sun who makes me shine
When you´re around I´m always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I´d do anything for you
I don´t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don´t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you I don´t want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
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the second song is 'i'm too sexy' by Right Said Fred'. lmfao... talk about being conceited! It amazes me how people come up with songs like these! It was released during the early 90's... not sure if it was 1991 or '92. anyways here are the lyrics:

I'm Too Sexy
I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk
yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my
too sexy for my
too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model
know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song.
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this song NEVER fails to crack me up. serious. it's even funnier if you watch the video. and if you have the dvd for shrek 2 i think, there's a bonus feature called 'far far away idol' based on the popular pop idol, american idol (etc) phenomenon. It features the movie's characters as the contestants. And Prince Charming (we all know how conceited he is) actually sings this song. haha.. if you're thinking of a term to describe ur amusement for this song, feel free to refer to my previous post. lol.